NEW MICROCHIP IMPLANT MASTER CONTROL PANEL For Sale


NEW MICROCHIP IMPLANT MASTER CONTROL PANEL

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NEW MICROCHIP IMPLANT MASTER CONTROL PANEL :
$76.99

NOW SHIPPING WITH NEW & UPGRADED METAL SWITCH GUARDS!!!

SPECIAL LIMITED EDITION.


Building on the popularity of our previous release of the CHEMTRAILS and JEWISH SPACE LASER hardware, we are happy to introducethe nextpanel in our"CONSPIRO-IDIOCY LINE".

TECHNICAL INFORMATION:

MICROCHIP MASTER CONTROL PANELS INCLUDE:

  • If you need a panel urgently, please contact us and we can expedite your order.

IMPORTANT PRODUCT ANNOUNCEMENT:

AT THIS POINT IN OUR PRODUCT DESCRIPTIONS, WE USUALLY CREATE AN ELABORATE FICTIONAL BACKSTORY THAT POKES A SATIRICAL JAB AT THE ORIGINAL CONSPIRACY THEORIES THE PRODUCT IS BASED ON. WE DO THIS BECAUSE IT IS FUN AND IT HELPS ADD ANOTHER LAYER OF CRAZY ON TOP OF THEORIES THAT ARE ALREADY BONKERS TO BEGIN WITH.

HOWEVER,

AFTER MILLIONS OF DEATHS, DESTROYED FAMILIES AND THE GLOBAL DISRUPTION OF OUR WAY OF LIFE, CONCORD TEAM WOULD LIKE TO MAKE IT VERY CLEAR THAT THIS PRODUCT IS NOT DESIGNED TO "MAKE FUN" OF THE DEADLY PANDEMIC IN ANYWAY.

WE ARE RELEASING A LIMITED EDITION OF THESE CONTROL PANELS IN ORDER TO BRING AWARENESS TO SOME OF THE MORE DANGEROUS ANDCUCKOO CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DIS-INFORMATION CAMPAIGNS ACTIVELY DELAYING THE RECOVERY PROCESS.

EVERY WEEK A PORTION OF OUR SALES WILL BE DONATED TO UNICEF AND TO THEIR “END THE PANDEMIC” GLOBAL OUTREACH PROGRAM.


Important usage warning: Although the switch panel is sold as memorabilia & display unit, it includes industrial grade toggle switch hardware as a part of its design. We utilize these components within our simulation projects and wire them in order to make the switches operational. In the case of powered operational use, the owner assumes all risk and liability for proper installation of this product. Concord Aerospace is not liable for any damages caused by the incorrect use or faulty wiring.




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